Actions required: Between the Office Depot coupon and six LinkedIn alerts, check the following information in a shadowy gap in your email spam folder: We will introduce you to the qualifications for compensation under citizen insurance. Do not delete this.
Dear Florida homeowner,
I received property insurance coverage from one or more private market companies participating in a civic depopulation programme.
Florida law says that if a person wearing old-fashioned green eye shades and small glasses agrees to take over your policy with a premium increase of less than 20%, citizens will no longer be able to update you. As Florida’s last resort insurance company, citizens are happy to help get insurance from licensed companies and leather-like roller braiders in Clearwater Beach, which has an okakotoo on their shoulders.
In this letter, you spend an extraordinary amount of time presenting the illusion of choice. At first you may think there are multiple competitive offers to choose from, but otherwise it will be displayed. Yes, in some paragraphs, we make it clear that only private companies will disassemble themselves, enough to guarantee your dreadful stick box. The choice is a structure like money or Maroon 5, and that’s not our fault.
In fact, it’s not a problem with anyone in the Florida insurance industry. Something just happens here, companies split and multiply like absorbed teeth. Traditionally, lawmakers have stood in large circles and frowned at the action. The accountability report is mysteriously left in a draft beside a short, experimental fiction from the Insurance Regulation Authority. Be careful!
Don’t worry about recent reports showing corrupt history of Florida insurance companies claiming it broke while pouring billions into affiliate marketing. Don’t worry that your fees have been potentially jacked up while shareholders feast on a juicy Chateaubriand slab. Don’t worry about the ever-growing threat of hurricanes and what it means for the protection of grotesque shelters (really popcorn ceilings, really?).
And don’t expect to be familiar with new private insurance companies fighting to take over your policies. We don’t even know who they are, and insurance is like us. Generally, businesses are called “spoonville solution” or “citrus greening exchange.” If the title has a share bird or tropical fruit, you can trust it to be legal.
To implement this important financial decision, three mysteries must be answered before the sandglass drips into the final grain (where Sandglass Acquisition Instructions will be featured in separate letters). I have never found this letter in many Domino’s pizza emails, so if you don’t do anything, the citizens will choose the cheapest offer on your behalf.
It brings us to your offer:
Yacht atmosphere selection, estimated update premium 12 gold Cruzera Land
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This completes the offer.
You will receive information from popular Minion Kevin from the new insurance company and/or the “Scary Me” franchise about 45 days before the new policy takes effect. Whatever you decide, know that it is the only decision to be decided. And most importantly, you will never make a point as insurance company funds may be tied down to purchasing roasted sackling pigs with apples in their mouths.
The choice is yours. Submit your answer today.
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