Keep your eyes up, kids. In 2025, you can say goodbye to Takis and Mountain Dew Cord Red at the pool. Governments are becoming more efficient and faster. This means that everyone, including your people who still have a soft prefrontal cortex, have to work hard.
It’s when I learned a few things about life. We are abandoning the boring meetings held in the draft meeting rooms in support of planning military strikes via emojis. And no use? We don’t know her. Starting with food for the poor and salaries of lazy federal workers, pennies are not spent on things that are not essential. Do seniors have to work forever? Please look forward to it. But someone has to fuzz the pillow inside the co.
Don’t think your kids are spending the next few years without old-fashioned elbow grease. When you do low-income work where government protections can be neglected, it builds a character, right? If my aunt was available to access subsidized childcare, do you think Spider-Man would have saved all the citizens from the octopus man? Do you think Batman will be revenge with a grappling hook and become skilled, even if his parents were not murdered and left independent at a young age? Of course, you are a luxurious fool!
Once you escape, you can put your Tikkytokky down and make the most of your time on the clock and get a compelling story of origin. This call for work is not a challenge, it is a respected honor. We in Florida and Greater America are trying to deport many migrant workers under the orders of President Donald Trump. It leaves an enormous hole in our proletariat. The immigration crackdown has been trying to strip the workplace protections of stupid children with a continuous push by a Florida-based lobbying group.
According to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, you need your precious, uncultural hands at our grocery stores and tourist resorts to offset the “cheap” labor of immigrants. That’s how things were done when he was young. This is the only litmus test needed in the civil rights debate for everyone.
Current Child Labour Acts make children too lax with education. The proposal, sponsored by Republican state Sen. Jay Collins in Tampa, allows Tater Totz, young, 14 years old, to be allowed.
Currently, little idiots, ages 16 and 17, are not actually permitted to work on tropical holidays after 6:30am or 11pm on school days. And get this: Most of you can’t even work during the sessions when schools are not even working. You will close in 30 hours unless the parent or supervisor waives the restrictions.
Now, you may be saying, what’s wrong with that? If my parents can already make me spend more time, why remove protection for everyone else? Well, you know, we don’t want children with adults involved in the workforce. These children are far more exploitable than those who are forced to support their families.
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And don’t expect a guaranteed break. For those with weaknesses, “Wow wow, I need legal protections to reserve 15 minutes to eat sandwiches, Boohu.”
Here’s the idea: How about stopping government sponge through awful handouts like free lunch and time when the brain releases growth hormone? WhippersNappers of this great nation as a whole are returning to work by spending as little time as possible and proving their worth.
It’s Oliver’s twist time, you’re the glow of your ankles. It’s Miss Honeygan’s glory time. You are faceless being, concepts, passels of acne-prone data points poised to patch gaps in broken systems and appearing on the other side of the hardened victims of American H-Shu culture. No, you deserve special treatment under the law. Batman, who do you think you are?
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