Do you need to name Trump Reida in the state and complete it already?

Well, here we are at the start of a further 60-day session of Florida Congress. This is the biggest silly rally of eight weeks since Bruwinkle J. Moose last meal.

In Tallahassee, all sorts of mischief happens. By the time these people end their efforts to turn Florida into a suburb of the Republic of Gilead, measures will be passed to allow the fetus to open carry weapons. It is banned for having a hidden day agenda, and the vaccine will be replaced by rat eye potions and allows you to chew Kool-Aids cooked by Florida surgeon General Joseph Radapop.

A great place to re-create Florida Mississippi to begin your grandiose dream of Congress is Eddie Haskell of r. the Mar Lago, a breathtaking announcement from State Sen. Joe Gluters. He wants to change the name of the Tamami Trail, the 284-mile US 41 Tamami Trail linking Tampa and Miami.

nuts? of course. Crazy? Understood. But at the same time, it is probably fair to note that Gluters’ plans will go through the swamp.

Clearly, he’s engaged in a totally shameless bid to suck up President Donald Trump, a strong candidate for being one of Tallahassee’s dense black holes.

And did Trump’s Magazine Lemmings think former President Joe Biden was added?

Did Gruter think about the consequences of renaming nearly 300 miles of roads, including the need to change signs and corporate identifications? Of course it’s not. That requires thinking.

This is a terrible political trick to love Sarasota’s Pol, unhappy to the Shemp Howard administration, as it pursues a higher call to become Florida’s next Chief Financial Officer.

For the past 75 years, it was known as the Tamiami Trail, but we have elected a president who we all love to see his name. So we can expect it to be less good from now on.

It’s not difficult to imagine other Florida political escapes line up with the favor of Kaleto Ramp. Should Sheesh expect an additional proposal to whisper sweet things to the president’s ears by the time Florida Legislature is thankfully close to the end?

Here are some suggestions:

You can rename the boulevard outside the felony highway convicted at a cheesy resort in Trump.

Perhaps Gluter could have suggested that Florida invade and occupy the savanna linked to the Vladimir Putin Parkway.

Certainly there must be a place to celebrate some of Trump’s most solid enablers. Directly proud juvenile boulevard from a US law firm?

All federal highway exits can now be designated as layoff lanes.

There are lovely rings on the Melania Trump Trail. It’s not going anywhere, and no one even knows where it is.

And who can resist JD Vance Drive.

Wouldn’t it be nice to rename it to Span, Monsvin and Stormy Daniel’s Street in front of Tampa’s famous dance art house? You will need to pay a $150,000 toll to not drive it. Now we are somewhere, or perhaps not.

The main street of the village? We can do better than that! Along with the sucker and the loser’s lane, you’ll end up clogging up in a golf cart where there’s nowhere to charge the battery.

Pam Bondi’s location greets Champs, who enters the sacred hall of Trump University.

In Washington, Pennsylvania Avenue could be a switchback for the US Republican Congress. There, visitors cannot get a direct answer to direction anywhere except that they drift endlessly to the right.

The current address of the U.S. Supreme Court is 1 First St. Ne. Maybe the dead-end drives simply don’t seem more accurate?

Drivers are allowed to drive the Doge Autobahn, but only if they provide a list of five reasons why it is worth it to exist.

Of course, these are all humble suggestions, too poor, and not important to be most beneficial to Senator Joe Gluters.

In this session there is plenty of time for Gluter to reveal his ultimate Globel to the man of his dreams.

yes! Trump Reida!

Don’t rule that out. Tallahassee, synonymous with Lickspitter.

Daniel Ruth writes monthly guest columns for The Tampa Bay Times. His podcast, Daniel Ruth Show, is currently available on Spotify.