The 2002 rough house charmer “Lilo & Stitch” was one of Disney’s more free 21st century mashups of slapstick and heartstring placking, and has already spun many merchandise with iterations of television and sequels. The film is a six-legged (6 armed) between our planet’s first koala-like alien presence and the enthusiastic Hawaiian preteen who eagerly wanted to be a true friend and fellow mixed chaos agent.
Stitch and Lilo are currently appearing in live-action films. The new “Lilo & Stitch” is just right for tired fan service at best, and at worst constitutes a new reason to check in with your dentist about mouthguards for tooth grinding.
This movie makes me wonder: This time, if it doesn’t grow with the animated version of Disney sent by the anime torter, is it a matter of coming to it with the wrong expectations, or do you just expect more? There’s a charm here, and there’s a cyclical human pulse, but despite the remake’s fighting its own enthusiastic high-pitched, screenwriters Chris Kekaniokalani Bright and Mike Van Wes stick closely to the anime version, adding another 23 minutes.
For beginners: 6-year-old Lilo (Maia Kiroha), who was expelled at school after her parents’ death, approaches the age of an adult guardian and is raised by her devoted but Harry teenage sister Nani (Sidney Agdon). Nani shelved her university dreams (already accepted to UC San Diego from Lilo and Hawaii);

This is a somewhat awful family scenario, like pre-generational animation features, along with the conflict introduced by careful interaction with the sister skeptical social worker (Tia Carreere, who expressed Nani in previous versions). The bigger conflict is interstellar. Later called Lilo’s Stitch, he crashes a escape spaceship near his sister’s house, and the little blue maniac somewhere became an “illegal genetic experiment” created by the scientist Jomba of the distant planet. Scientists, unhappy than crazy, must reclaim stitches in the name of the United Galactic Federation (Hannah Wadingham voices disgraceful leaders).
The live action redo imagines Preekly, an expert on Jomba and his cohort, Dippie Earth, as played by Zach Galifianakis and Billy Magnussen, as aliens are portrayed much more frequently in human form. The former appears to be somewhat burning with his material, speculating on what comic energy and tones will work. Magnussen, meanwhile, mugs hard enough to turn the audience into robber victims, but as it is being edited in stages, Ram Shackle’s physical comedy that rules “Lilo & Stitch” is more of a barrier than an answer.
Even though director Dean Fleischer Camp has the fantastic, hilarious and moving “Shell the Shell on On On” feature, it feels like his handling of this material is being hampered. It is a prefabricated product and they are not easily activated. Main problem? In the realm of animation, violent physical comedy can probably succeed with animations like photos, or fail millions of different ways. Needless to say, the 2002 Disney movie was not Photorealic. Its animated watercolor palette and more traditional storybook visual approach made Lilo and Stitch themselves with frenzy or heartfelt reflections, and that approach worked.
But in live action? Well, even if the parable is the same, it’s not. Some people see people crowded with mops, or they cause confusion or fire at the outdoor beach resort where Nani works. It’s more exaggerated and more realistic. And these two qualities do not improve anything. All the actions bear, and even the simplest dialogue exchange feels aggressively rushed and forced here.
The blessings of salvation are agudong and kealoha. Thanks to the actors, their character’s brotherhood is fractious, loving but loving, keeping at least five toes in the real world. “Lilo & Stitch” has always been a nut clash of many films and stories, from Frankenstein to “ET” and previous Disney projects featuring two characters who might plausibly sing “You Have a Friend” plausible. Of course, the song belongs to “Toy Story,” but it gives you ideas.
Disney doesn’t have a financial order to change business plans that focus on what they already made, but for the record, while recent “Snow White” was far from the worst remake, they have creative orders. They have obligations to their future and to their film media. It can’t be lost in creative artists involved with every new Disney drag and drop, such as “Lilo & Stitch.” Live-action recycling involves making characters “real” and creating characters you love. And too often, that realism comes with only real charm, or magical trace elements.
“Lilo & Stitch” – 2 stars (out of 4)
MPA Rating: PG (for action, danger, and theme elements)
Running time: 1:48
How to watch: Theatre Premier May 22nd
Michael Phillips is a Tribune critic.
Original issue: May 21, 2025, 6:26pm EDT