What I did this week:
I created a list entitled “What I did this week.”
The “Manufacturer List” has been deleted. Very strong start, productive, busy, etc.
I have decided to document all the activities Elon Musk will personally review. I don’t work for the federal government. Still, it seems useful to provide data ahead of time, attempting to delay the inevitable draft of private sector workers to a fleet of stormtroopers.
The latest Trump administration has tried to analyse how ancient civilizations saw Rooster grabbing grain and conveying property. Reading about the Etruscans (4 minutes 35 seconds) Side track (4 minutes 35 seconds).
Focused and found the latest updates. Over the weekend, Musk sent an email last week requesting a list of federal workers demanding what they did. In his self-proclaimed efforts to combat waste and inefficiency, his orders create opportunities for employees to try to protect their duties using empty corporate phrases such as “paradigm shifts” and “delivery products.” Ta. Musk added: “A failure to respond will be considered a resignation.” This has started panic through the already traumatic federal workforce. Some agencies have told workers not to respond. President Donald Trump has revealed that people who do not respond to emails are “like a semi-seizure or have been fired.”
Google: “A type of legal basis for semi-seizures or????”
I opened an email from a reader with the subject line “Trump sucks toes.”
Closed email.
We thought about what it would be like to work with the refinement of Macrodata on Apple TV+’s “Severance.” Maybe not that bad? Because of lack of recognition? Or to make muffins on the hills of Vermont? Do they make muffins there?
Snacks (wreath cups, a handful of grapes).
I wondered how the government’s efficiency department would review millions of emails and decide who would bring enough value. According to NBC News, “AI system determines whether someone’s work is mission critical or not.” All workers quickly get to the point of his desire to assess the work of life by robots, very Verca Salt. When he didn’t follow, Musk learned that he had a mini meltdown.
I watched the “I Want It Now” YouTube video from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (2 minutes and 38 seconds).
He stared at the window (3 minutes and 12 seconds). Added to this week’s Tampa Bay Rain in Ennui.
I ran the deliverable and touched on the base along with several members of my cohort (white, male) about the priorities of action items and backburners. I reviewed the core competencies, went backwards and took them offline. What is it?” According to my last email, it is the point of the problem we currently run flagpole and determine bandwidth, so wait for a hard stop in EOD. Lost ground If we don’t make up, we will lead it to the table and focus on the incentives with a synergistic effect that moves the needle in the final direction.
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More snacks (wrapped in tortillas, half of flat diet cola).
We investigated the Doge email address in question. This is reported to be hr@opm.gov. Leave it here. There’s no reason. Don’t overload your system with complete nonsense that can put your algorithm at risk. Create a quest to remake American public service fabric into a Silicon Valley biohack. Repeat, don’t be cute. Do not sign this address for sales alerts from Old Navy. Do not send photos from your dog’s recent dental cleaning. Please do not send lyrics to “All Star” on Smash Mouth. Do not interfere with this critical process. Thank you for your attention.
Peanut butter, spoon.
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