you know what? They can keep the money. it’s okay!
Florida schools don’t need a nearly $400 million freezing by the Trump administration. Because it is widely recognized that public education has money. I am absolutely engaged in wealth. Railway Baron, most of the time. Sending funds to the school? pfft. It’s like a splash of the Gulf of America.
It’s true that Congress has already approved funds designed to help poor students, but Donald Trump’s lawyers argue that it’s cold to keep $6.8 billion in IT, which has been detained as an obvious punishment for left-handed antics.
That’s fine! It’s really okay!
Anyway, the teachers are busy in holiday villas in Monte Carlo. A bit of a final budget scramble isn’t a big deal as all educators and administrators sleep easily with belly full of USDA Prime steak and duck fat potatoes for the rest of the year.
Did the teacher know that he would start every morning with a province-sponsored crystal flute topped with tanguero juices hand-harvested by the organic farm? Did taxpayers know that educators can grow their wardrobes perfectly, like Louis Vuitton? Have you heard that all the support staff hired by new support staff have been promised Coachella tickets at the federal dime?
Schools in Hillsboro, Pinellas and Pasco are not to be missed by the millions they rely on. Ask the parents in those districts. Those kids are eating foie gras at the lunch line, discussing stock options for the new fiscal year. There are no such things as high-poverty schools, only schools that have not completed their fuss.
Certainly, students may return home with the story of a third new mathematics teacher in a semester, but families will need to reconstruct the high octane growth environment as enjoyable and spontaneous. They might say, “The laptops have been on fire since 1998!” But you know how young people decorate. The computer was from 1999, and it was a really good year for the computer.
How many more after-school programs do corrupt children need? How much “help” can you read? Anyway, how many languages do English speakers need to learn? Didn’t we agree that we’re not doing a few anymore? Just do it normally and download the Gwyneth Paltrow’s book reading app. Stop crying throughout the school’s equestrian facility.
Something must be done to stop the radical left glyft in a corridor paved with magnificent white carrara marble extracted from Tuscan quarries. Someone has to ultimately confront the abuse of power by making class field trips on the Ritz-Carlton flagship Superyachts.
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So, yeah, keep it. The president jumps into $6.8 billion in monocles sandwiched between eye trajectories. The school is always well-versed. They will find the rest of the library books (if any), private ketogenic chefs, massage therapists, personal trainers, sound bath studios, hot bikram yoga classes, tailors for lifelong fur suits, and other places to cut back from having a big, gay enemy party if you need more belt tightness. There is always room for trimming fat.
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